- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

DEATH.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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