What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Black people in Camden NJ.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

don't just stand there

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

No your aunties a joke

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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