- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Poop

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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