- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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