What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Dislike this.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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