What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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