- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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