i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Women's professional sports

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Anti Joke

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