Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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