- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

i just wrote this so hard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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