- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

belly button

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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