HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A woman wears a dress.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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