- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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