- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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