- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

3 like an eel

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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