A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

i had sex.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Shea's sty....

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

A seal walks into a club.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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