- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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