- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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