- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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