- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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