if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Cancer.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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