What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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it's funny because it's funny

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Anti Joke

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