- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

womens rights

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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