What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Loperson

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A sober Irish individual.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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