- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Shea's sty....

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A seal walks into a club.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

i had sex.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Whats white? A fridge

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Its behind you like if you looked behind

That is so fetch

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