- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

"Knock knock" Come in!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A gay man watches football.

roses are red violets are blue

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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