- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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