- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

John Cena

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Shea's sty....

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

A seal walks into a club.

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