- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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