- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

hi mom

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

"Knock knock" Come in!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A gay man watches football.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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