- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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