- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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