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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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