- Anti Joke

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Nice belt.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.