- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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