Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Shea's sty....

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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That is so fetch

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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