- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Where's the soap?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

I'm 4 and what is this?

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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