- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

womens rights

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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