WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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