- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Its behind you like if you looked behind

That is so fetch

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Whats white? A fridge

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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