- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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