Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Moral

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Poop!!

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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feminists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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