- Anti Joke

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.