Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

What's brown and sticky? Anal

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Justin Bieber.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

dassa

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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