What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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