- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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