A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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