why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A seal walks into a club.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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