- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

dassa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Justin Bieber.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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