- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

the game

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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