Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Replacement Referees

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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vitamin c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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