A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Wolfjob.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Y u do dis?

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

sdfrgtyuki

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Your Mom

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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