What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

I am very humble.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

a black guy hates chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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