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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Wolfjob.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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