- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Justin Bieber.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Seven

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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