Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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