- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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