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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's funnier than 68 69

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

What's the difference between a duck?

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

THE GAME

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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