Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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