Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

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