There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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