-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Poop

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do you have a wife?

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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