- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

I walk into a bar...

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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