Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's funnier than 68 69

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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