What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Your text.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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