- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Women's Rights

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

no pun intended

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

i just wrote this so hard

wanna here a joke? you.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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