- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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