We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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