Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A Sloth runs...

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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