A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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snooki

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Type better antijokes above

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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