- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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