Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Praise Paisley

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

there once was a black man who played basketball

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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