Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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