2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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