- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's big and long? My dick.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

WOw you have no life

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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