Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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