- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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