- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Women's rights

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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