- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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