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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

H o m o comes out as homo

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Guess What??? Ur Murr

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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