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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

This joke is funny

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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