- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

women's rights

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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