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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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