Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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