- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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