- Anti Joke

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Whats two plus two? Miles

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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