I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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