- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Haha, I get it..

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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