Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Nuneaton..

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Sex vagina. lol.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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