Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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