- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

You're tall.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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