- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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