- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A Sloth runs...

my gramma died

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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