What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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