why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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