A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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where is the world?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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what are you mike bibby?

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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