Carrot fingers

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

No soap radio

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

a black guy hates chicken.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

The Big Band Theory

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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