- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Xzibit

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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