J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Tim likes girls

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Poop

do you have a wife?

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