Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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