1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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