- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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