Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What did death say to life? Go die

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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