- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Please? No.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Sex

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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