- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

So does Blake

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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