Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did death say to life? Go die

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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