"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

your mom

why dont they make black forks

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

vitamin c

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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