A seal walks into a club.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Shea's sty....

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Poop!!

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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feminists.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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