- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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