How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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womens rights

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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