- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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