Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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this is not a joke.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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