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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's the deal with brown?

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