- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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