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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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