A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What's the deal with brown?

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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