- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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