- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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