knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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