- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

a seal walks into a club.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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